Take Me To Nowhere Plains

1. So when I click my blog link (gettnotjet.wordpress.com) in my dashboard, it always says, “gettnotjet.wordpress.com has been taken out due to violation of the Terms of Services” or something like that. What’s happening, Wordpress?

2. You and I look adorable together. I don’t get it.

3. I feel sick but I don’t know why I’m sick. Did I inhale too much formaldehyde from last Sunday? Or is it because of the chocolates?